dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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yunggengar:

LIGHTS OFF


cherrys-acid:

I am one of those people that will fall in love with the idea of being with someone. I make scenarios up in my head that make me fall in love with that person over and over again. When in reality all we have said to each other is nothing but a simple ‘hello’

prekslut:

internet slang meanings:

  • smh: sorry me horny
  • wtf: want to frick?
  • tbh: touch boner, honey
  • lmao: lets masturbate all over
  • lol: lick on labia
  • omfg: obama may fuck golfers
  • rotfl: rub on tip faster, lady
  • wbu: wild boobies unleashed
  • fyi: fuck yeah incest
  • jw: juicy wang
  • yolo: you only love oral

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon